Plastic Dreams - Orbital (1/6)

                  It's a balmy Saturday night on Worthy Farm, Somerset, in
                  1994. Paul and Phil Hartnoll, two shaven-headed techno
                  brothers from Sevenoaks, are celebrating "a top blag".
                  Leftfield, arguably the band of the moment, have pulled out
                  of Glastonbury at the eleventh hour and Orbital have been
                  handed the chance to send 40,000 sunburned festival-goers
                  back to their tents with 'Chime' ringing in their ears. It's the
                  coveted closing set on Glastonbury's second stage and
                  Paul, the younger of the pair, is already getting butterflies as
                  he watches an apprehensive Bj?rk limbering up with some
                  pre-stage deep-breathing exercises. "Phhhwwww!!" exhales
                  the elfin one, glancing around nervously. "Phhhwwww!!"
 
 
                              Plastic Dreams - Orbital (2/6)
 

 
                              Fuck me, Paul Hartnoll thinks to himself, this is really
                              scary. He looks at the never-ending sea of people, the
                              darkness creeping across the sky, the sheer
                              overwhelming vastness of it all - and then throws up on
                              the grass.
 

 
 

                              It's 1994 and, for the most part, Glastonbury still thinks
                              live dance music is a contradiction in terms. OK, The
                              Orb have done it a few times. Underworld have played
                              in a tiny field. But it's like that annoying roadie's been
                              telling the pair all day long: "What exactly do you do?
                              Twiddle a few knobs on your DAT player...?" So when
                              Orbital kick-start their first tune, one phrase keeps
                              cycling round in Paul's head. "Get it right. Get it right. Get
                              it right." To say that they do is a bit like saying Picasso
                              was quite handy with a paintbrush. Trademark beams
                              shooting from their glasses, Orbital take their cues from
                              the crowd, picking up on sections that work and
                              spinning them into giddy euphoria. Jamming on stage,
                              they draw out keyboard lines for an eternity, or drop
                              them in later to mind-scrambling effect. And when the
                              final notes of 'Chime' fade away, the brothers Hartnoll
                              can't believe the roar 40,000 people can produce. "We
                              were so happy," remembers Phil. "We just had a little
                              dance together. It felt like we were little children again.
                              We used to do this funny little dance before we got into
                              the bath. That whole feeling came back."

                              THE pre-bath dance was something of a ritual growing
                              up in Sevenoaks. "We'd be doing the bumps, banging
                              our bums together," says Paul. "And we'd have this little
                              song going..." "Psh-ke-bum! Psh-ke-bum!" offers Phil,
                              helpfully. "He always had the end with the taps,"
                              blushes Paul. They moved to Sevenoaks, in the Kent
                              commuter belt, when Phil was eight, Paul just four. Their
                              dad, a plasterer by trade, had bought his own house, a
                              ramshackle place stuffed with books and badly in need
                              of modernisation. They were happy enough, but it was
                              while living here that Paul got The Fear. "When I was
                              little I'd just wake up screaming," says Paul. "I used to
                              lie in bed in mortal terror hearing this spring noise.
                              Boing...! Boing...! I knew what it was. It was a giant slinky
                              thing bouncing up the stairs." Paul can pinpoint the
                              moment the nightmares started. He was watching an
                              old movie on TV. It was a comedy, a horror skit. But
                              what freaked Paul out was the organ. Not just the
                              spooky Bach music, but the way the keys moved of
                              their own accord. When he saw that, he screamed
                              loudly enough to wake the dead. "After that I wouldn't
                              go upstairs alone, even in daylight," says Paul. "There
                              was something wrong about that house. I never saw a
                              ghost there, but I felt there was something Amityville
                              Horror about it. The strangest thing was, I ended up
                              making a career out of getting keyboards to play
                              themselves. It's almost like trying to exorcise my fear."
                              Long before either of them picked up a sampler, Paul
                              and Phil had both been into punk. They did the things
                              punks did: shaving their heads into mohicans, parading
                              round Sevenoaks with a ghetto blaster, sharing ten
                              Bensons and half a bottle of Bacardi in the park. Once,
                              Phil decided to bleach his hair. He knew what he
                              wanted: two white streaks, one on either side of his
                              head. "I was like, bleach? Domestos? Makes sense..."
                              Phil winces. "That pure raw bleach just stung like mad!
                              My hair was just reduced to these frazzled white bits."
                              His best friend at the time, Jim Whiteleg, remembers
                              him as a bit of a loose cannon. "His parents would let
                              him dye his hair and draw over his clothes. Before
                              music, art was a big thing for him." It was to be seven
                              years before Paul got his first proper mohican, a
                              tasteful combination of three pink and black stripes.
 
 
                               Plastic Dreams - Orbital
                                              (3/6)

                              IN 1988, the abandoned warehouses of King's
                              Cross were a good place to look for that
                              newfangled "rave" music (it's where Bagleys and
                              The Cross are today). Hippies, crusties and
                              students flocked to huge warehouse parties
                              thrown by The Mutoid Waste Company. They
                              specialised in auto sculptures, and drove through
                              the crowd in Mad Max vehicles that looked like
                              motorised skulls, living the post-apocalyptic
                              nightmare for real. In one corner were fire-jugglers
                              and graffiti artists. In another, an acid house
                              sound system strobed away. Aciiieeed!!
                              Aciiieeed!! The Hartnolls were already aware of
                              house music (they'd heard the raw ingredients
                              before - hi-nrg, disco, Kraftwerk, Cabaret Voltaire -
                              and Paul had caught the tail-end of Danny
                              Rampling's Shoom) but suddenly they began to
                              see it as a solid movement. "I was drawn to acid
                              house," says Phil, who met his wife Rachel at a
                              Mutoid Waste party. "I just liked the whole idea of
                              it. All that 'You're trying to chat up my bird' stuff
                              disappeared. With E, a lot of people's barriers
                              came down. It was like doors were opening."
                              Despite the madness of the Mutoid Waste
                              Parties, Paul's best nights were spent at
                              Brighton's Zap club. "They used to stamp you
                              with an anchor, so you felt like Popeye, and you
                              could go in and out as you wanted. You'd get hot
                              and sweaty, and charge at the sea. The beach
                              was full of people smoking fags and throwing
                              pebbles."

                              These were hand-to-mouth times for Orbital and
                              Phil spent most the 80s living in squats. "I had this
                              ideology - they're empty houses, why can't we
                              use them?" he explains. The first squat Phil
                              opened up was a boarded-up semi in the North
                              London suburb of Wood Green, complete with
                              time-warp 50s decor. A crowbar stashed under
                              his coat, Phil forced his way in and changed the
                              locks. But the neighbours called the police, and
                              next thing he knew he was crushed in behind the
                              door: "Fuck off! Fucking lowlife!" They turfed him
                              out, but 20 minutes later he was back. By way of
                              escapism, he'd slave away with his saxophone,
                              fantasising about joining a jazz band. Thankfully,
                              he soon traded the sax for a drum machine.
                              Squatting with him at the time was photographer
                              Mark Hakansson. "I remember we were living in a
                              tower block," says Mark. "Phil came home with
                              his first drum machine. I was like, 'Oh Phil, why are
                              you wasting your money, man?' I really had to eat
                              my words!"

                              Bored, Hakansson and Phil ended up travelling
                              to New York in the mid-80s. The two friends hung
                              out there for a few months, staying at the Chelsea
                              Hotel (where Sid Vicious murdered Nancy
                              Spungen) and seeing rappers like Run DMC in
                              the emerging hip hop clubs. "We were working
                              illegally," remembers Mark. "At one stage Phil
                              was working in a really crappy supermarket in
                              Penn Station. You know the ones in Taxi Driver,
                              those weird all-night places run by Italians." Back
                              in London, Phil and Paul started making New
                              Order-type pop with a guitar, a sequencer and a
                              drum machine. All the same, it was hardly
                              serious. But then came another life-changing
                              event for Phil. He was on his way to a rave with
                              his mates, some of them tripping on acid. They
                              were bombing along the motorway in a battered
                              old car and, before long, one joker decided he
                              needed to take a leak. They stopped in a lay-by,
                              he peed, and the rave-bound crew set off again.
                              As they pulled onto the motorway, Phil realised
                              the driver hadn't picked up enough speed, but it
                              was too late... a car slammed into the back of
                              them. Phil felt like he was seeing the whole crash
                              in slow motion.

                              They went flying across the road. The second car
                              flipped over once. Then again, and again - until it
                              smashed into the barrier and came to a halt.
                              Petrol was pissing everywhere. "Cars came
                              whizzing past, catching the debris of the other
                              cars, and they were crashing too. The nightmare
                              didn't stop," he says. On a childhood holiday in
                              Florida, Phil had been in a boating accident. The
                              boat's engine had exploded, shooting huge
                              flames over the passengers. Years later, trapped
                              in that car, Phil remembered the boat - just as a
                              bloke with a cigarette in his mouth came over to
                              help. "I was going, 'Put the cigarette out! Put the
                              cigarette out!'" says Phil. "I just didn't want to be
                              burned again. I thought it was going to end in an
                              explosion like you see in the films." Phil and his
                              friends escaped unhurt, but could not get home
                              until morning. He and one other guy found
                              themselves sitting in a breaker's yard in their
                              crunched car. "We were sitting there all night
                              thinking how lucky we were," says Phil. "It makes
                              you think, What the hell? - you've got to try for
                              things in life. You never know what's going to
                              happen. Nothing could be as bad as that. What
                              could go wrong with a band, apart from it failing?"
 
 
                                Plastic Dreams -
                                     Orbital (5/6)

                              The Hartnolls recorded 'Chime' in 1989,
                              and took the name Orbital from the
                              motorway that had been central to the
                              rave scene in the South-East: the M25.
                              They pressed up 1,000 copies on
                              Jazzy M's Oh-Zone label, which sold
                              out in two weeks. Jazzy M signed the
                              track over to London Records, who
                              would later release the Orbital albums.
                              "It was a shock at the time," says Paul.
                              "We didn't really understand the idea of
                              licensing. It just seemed like a funny
                              way to be going on." 'Chime' became a
                              club hit, and that meant bookings.
                              Everyone else just did PAs - a DAT
                              and a couple of dancers - but the
                              Hartnolls were used to seeing 80s
                              electronic bands like Cabaret Voltaire,
                              and just assumed Orbital would play
                              live too. The Shamen, indie rockers
                              turned ecstasy evangelists, were also
                              trying to tear apart the rock gig to create
                              "a cataclysmic culture clash" on the
                              dancefloor. Their night was called
                              Synergy, and at the end of 1989 the
                              Shamen booked Orbital. Paul and Phil
                              had only played live once - in
                              Sevenoaks - but when they played
                              'Chime' everyone cheered in
                              recognition. Hmm, thought Paul, that
                              record must be doing quite well. It was.
                              'Chime' went into the singles charts at
                              number 17 and soon Orbital were
                              making a reluctant Top Of The Pops
                              appearance in anti-Poll Tax T-shirts.

                              PHIL married rachel when Orbital was
                              still just a motorway. They were sitting in
                              a greasy spoon, saying they couldn't
                              imagine getting married, joking about it.
                              "Yeah," said Phil. "But I wonder what it'd
                              be like if we did?" It turned into a battle
                              of wills, a dare. They wed in
                              Manchester with a couple of Rachel's
                              friends as witnesses and spent their
                              reception wandering around the
                              Arndale shopping centre with a bottle of
                              champagne. They'd spent just 28 days
                              together. The marriage meant Phil was
                              always the family man to Paul's youthful
                              beer monster. But the success of
                              Orbital's 'Green' and 'Brown' albums
                              soon meant they were touring more and
                              more - even before the 1994
                              Glastonbury blag, there was the Midi
                              Circus (a roving tour with Megadog and
                              The Drum Club). "Orbital were very
                              quiet," remembers Megadog's Bob
                              Dog. "Other bands were doing the
                              loony stuff, great hoovering noises and
                              the rest. But Phil was married with kids,
                              definitely the dad, and Paul was quite
                              shy. My main memory is that Paul had a
                              terrible thing before he went on stage -
                              he always had to go to the loo. In those
                              days schedules were like iron. We'd be
                              like, Right! Orbital are due on now!
                              Where's Paul? He's gone to the loo?
                              But... Phil's already out there!" Towards
                              the end of the 1994 tour, Phil's three kids
                              - Louis, Milo and Conrad - were playing
                              up: fighting, arguing, tearing around the
                              house like whirlwinds. Rachel was left to
                              cope on her own, with Phil feeling guilty
                              in a Holiday Inn in Glasgow. On the
                              phone, Rachel said "a lot of things she
                              probably didn't mean". Things like: I
                              can't take this anymore. It's not worth it.
                              And: You'll have to get a normal job. "It
                              was the only time I nearly smashed up
                              a hotel room in a rock 'n' roll sense,"
                              recalls Phil. "I couldn't stand it." Phil's
                              idea of "hotel trashing" is a testament to
                              how completely un-rock 'n' roll Orbital
                              really are. In a rage, he smashed up the
                              phone and hurled a cup at the wall. But
                              it didn't smash - it just went "thunk!" and
                              sunk into the plasterboard wall. Phil
                              later persuaded his tour manager to
                              ring the hotel and apologise.

                              But Orbital are hardly your average
                              rock pigs, and signing on for
                              Lollapalooza - America's 'Woodstock
                              on wheels' music festival - was a real
                              culture shock. In the summer of 1997
                              they rolled into a different town every
                              other night for three months - or rather,
                              into a huge out-of-town amphitheatre in
                              the middle of nowhere. On stage, Paul
                              and Phil soon realised they were
                              playing to people who didn't know the
                              first thing about 'electronica' - or about
                              these alien English siblings. Among the
                              headliners was rapper Snoop Dogg,
                              who used to make the journey from
                              hotel to venue in an armoured car. Phil
                              and Paul would watch it roll on to the
                              site, accompanied by a gaggle of
                              Nation Of Islam members clad in dark
                              suits. Snoop would hop out, and his
                              band of hangers-on would watch him
                              play basketball. Once the brothers went
                              over to talk to the driver of Snoop's
                              tank. He showed them round the
                              vehicle, including the stash of tear-gas
                              canisters. Handy, next time Puff Daddy
                              comes after you with a bazooka... "I
                              mean, how far removed from music can
                              you get?" says Phil in disbelief. "I know
                              the background behind it, but it seemed
                              the total opposite of acid house culture.
                              Very aggressive." Acid culture is still
                              very central to Orbital's music. Their
                              new album, 'The Middle Of Nowhere',
                              repeats acid's trick of being wildly
                              experimental and dancefloor-friendly at
                              the same time, by turns coolly synthetic
                              and fiercely squelching.
 
 
                                  Plastic Dreams -
                                       Orbital (6/6)
 
                              Typically, though, the title arrived almost by
                              accident. One day last year, Phil came into
                              their studio - a techno Starship Enterprise
                              hidden away in East London - with a picture
                              one of his kids had drawn. A tiny house
                              entitled 'The Middle Of Nowhere' seemed to
                              sum up, says Phil, "standing on top of a hill in
                              the Lake District and going, 'Thank God! No
                              phones, no electricity'; just you, the wind and
                              the weather." Around that time, Phil did feel
                              like escaping to nowhere in particular. He
                              was going into overload - worrying about life,
                              the album, his children. He wanted to run
                              away and ignore everything. One night, he
                              was watching a crappy, straight-to-video
                              remake of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.
                              The line "nowhere to run, nowhere to hide"
                              lodged in his head. He spent months
                              looking for a video copy to sample (for the
                              album track 'Know Where To Run') - only to
                              find he had completely imagined the tagline.
                              Phil's dark mood seems strangely at odds
                              with the music on the album, the Hartnolls'
                              happiest and most club-friendly outing since
                              1993's Brown album. "We'd been trying to
                              make a happier album with lots of short
                              tracks for years," agrees Paul. "We've got
                              the happier element this time, but the short
                              tracks? They went by the wayside again!"

                              PAUL has one last story that explains how
                              Orbital got where they are today. It's a story
                              about Paul Weller - probably the artist least
                              likely to influence a groundbreaking dance
                              act - and a 'mystery' housebreaker. At one
                              point in the early 80s, Paul Hartnoll secured
                              another of his famous "blags". It was thanks
                              to his mate, really. He was a bit of a
                              troublemaker, a compulsive shoplifter. But
                              over the previous few months the two
                              13-year-olds had started a band together.
                              They were just daft punks really, rehearsing
                              in the Hartnolls' garage, but Paul's
                              light-fingered mate happened to mention the
                              band to his social worker. She thought a
                              hobby was "just what he needed". So when
                              she organised a day trip to a proper
                              recording studio, she said Paul could come
                              along too. There, Paul Weller and The Jam
                              were recording the B-side of what would turn
                              out to be their final single. And every now
                              and then the Modfather popped out to chat
                              to young Paul Hartnoll. "You should go for it,"
                              Weller said. "What have you got to lose?"
                              For Paul it was inspirational, and he went
                              away really fired up. Years later, he saw
                              Weller at a festival - though he couldn't pluck
                              up the nerve to talk to him. "I wanted to say to
                              him, 'Thanks for giving me the
                              encouragement,'" says Paul. "'Here I am
                              playing the same festival as you.' But I never
                              told him." Paul's mate has another part to
                              play in the Orbital story. He graduated from
                              shoplifting to breaking and entering, and at
                              one point the Hartnolls' house was burgled.
                              "I know it was him," says Paul. "We lost our
                              all our equipment. But when we got the
                              insurance money we could get much better
                              stuff, including our first sampler. I call him my
                              nemesis, but in a funny way, if he hadn't
                              burgled us, we would never have had a
                              sampler. And that was the sampler we made
                              'Chime' on!"